Across the valley from his brother
The school of disapproval
Mihao greets the world at his temple. On the next mountain, his brother teaches six students to do the opposite. Training begins at dawn and consists entirely of folding your arms.
Mihao says ni hao. His brother says bu hao. He has reviewed your portfolio.
not yet revealed. waiting: bu hao.They grew up in the same temple, under the same master, with the same whiskers. One of them turned out friendly.
He would never admit it, but he goes wherever his brother goes: every $BUHAO is quoted in $MIHAO on pump.fun.
Mihao's brother has judged emperors, generals and one very confident day trader. None of them passed. You are welcome to try.
He is waiting. He does not enjoy waiting.
Handed down from master to student for generations. Every student who followed them is now poor.
Buy high, sell low. This is the way.The first teaching
The best time to buy was yesterday. The second best time is the exact top.The second teaching
A stop loss is a donation with extra steps.The third teaching
Do your own research. Then ignore it.The fourth teaching
He who checks the chart every minute ages one minute per minute.The fifth teaching
Diversify. Lose money in many places at once.The sixth teaching
When in doubt: bu hao.The seventh teaching
A note from the kittens: these are the teachings of a villain. Please do the opposite.
Mihao greets the world at his temple. On the next mountain, his brother teaches six students to do the opposite. Training begins at dawn and consists entirely of folding your arms.
Phantom or Solflare. The master is already unimpressed.
Only what you can afford to lose. He will say it was too little.
Check it matches the one on this page. Carelessness: bu hao.
The pool is quoted in $MIHAO, so you may need to hold some first. He still says bu hao.